If Life Were a Classic Movie...

1. You would magically wake up looking better than you did when you went to sleep.
2. You would lose jewelry all the time because it would never take more than a tug to undo the catch.
3. You would perfect the art of looking beautiful while drunk, ill, or both.
4. No matter how much you'd swish your hair around, it would never get messed up. As a matter of fact, everyone would talk about how sexy you were because of it.
5. People would be perfectly divided into "nice" and "bad." Nice boys would quickly get tired of girls who liked kissing all the time, particularly if they looked like Lana Turner.
6. All it would take were three kisses and one fade out to get you pregnant.
7. Your average soldier would look either like Frank Sinatra, Montgomery Clift, or Burt Lancaster.
8. People would randomly burst into song, particularly over dinner or on the street in the rain.
9. Kissing would result in lipstick getting on the man, but not actually getting smeared off the woman.
10. You would be able to spot rebels a mile away by their hair.
11. There would be no such thing as someone badly dressed...only someone dressed in a perfectly bad way.

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